Chris, from Wharton, NJ taught us the following during his introduction after the first commercial break...Two years ago, he learned how to tell if a turtle is pregnant.
1. Pick up the female turtle so her face is looking at you. (Someone would first have to teach me how to discern a female turtle from a male turtle.)
2. Insert your two index fingers into her rear leg sockets. (Chris gave no indication as to whether or not the female turtle appreciated this action or not. I can totally picture the turtle extending her neck in order to grab the nose of the idiot tickling her.)
3. If she's pregnant, you'll be able to feel the eggs.
Alex Trebec replied with, "I wonder if that works for humans too."
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