Christmas Jokes

Okay, keep in mind, I was thinking of my favorite 11-year-old when I chose these.  Good, clean entertainment with a Christmas theme.  Enjoy!


Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
A. Santa Clues!

Q. How is the Christmas alphabet different from the ordinaryh alphabet?
A. The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Q. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
A. Sandy Claws!

Q. What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A. A snowball!

Q. If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
A. Missletoe!

Q. What does the month of December have that no other month does?
A. The letter D!