When all else fails...

...cute kitten pictures!  And tuxedo cats are so darn cute!  They're so cute, I named them.

Hi, my name is Oliver.

Hi, my name is Shakespeare.

Hi, my name is Pepper.

Hi, my name is Elliott.

Hi, my name is Argyle.

Hi, my name is Henry.

Hi, my name is Lily.

Hi, our names are Tuesday and Wednesday.

Hi, my name is Domino.

Hi, my name is September.