***If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?*** According to tristatehomepage.com out of Evansville, this is day 8 of our heat wave (or the 9th in the last 10 days). Every one of those days has had temperatures in the 90s with a heat index as high as 100. Even with the rains early this morning, we've had no respite from the steamy conditions.
But hold onto your hats, folks! We're in luck as this heat wave is supposed to wilt on Sunday...when the high is only 87. Stealing a line from "Good Morning, Vietnam", 'and me without my muff.'
YOU KNOW IT'S HOT WHEN...
* You keep spare bottles of Freon in your car.
* Your electric bill is higher than your house payments.
* You start putting ice cubes in your water bed.
* You cancel your Hotmail account because you didn't like the name of it.
* Your dream house is any house in Alaska.
* You're not even sure how hot it is because your heat thermometer only goes up to 120.
* You learn that it only takes two fingers to drive your car.
* Farmers are feeding the animals ice cubes to keep from getting hard-boiled eggs and evaporated milk.
* You can make instant sun tea.
* You learn the hard way that asphalt has a liquid state.
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