This is the day that the Lord has made.
Let us rejoice and be glad in it.
Okay, that's like eight words or something.
|Looks like someone is late for class.|
|First the ship. Then their van. What's next?|
|Location is everything!|
|Now that's hilarious!|
|Now how many would-be jumpers do they expect to save with this?|
|Does that include the bucket?|
|And how's that workin' for ya?|
|Maybe the can is empty?|