Sunday, March 22, 2009

I'm published!

Okay, don't get too excited. It's just a silly quiz on FaceBook. And there's NO talent criteria for being published. Anyone who can follow the instructions for creating a quiz can have it published. But still, it's kinda cool knowing that it could be seen by lots and lots of people.

So, this is what I wrote. Enjoy!

What does your guy see in you?

You're pretty sure you know what you like about him. But do you wonder what he likes about you? Is it your smile? Your sense of humor? Maybe it’s your ability to change a tire without getting a run in your hose.

What was the last thing your guy said to you?

  1. Can I borrow your algebra notes?
  2. Hey, nice sweater!
  3. I want you to meet my friend Bob.
  4. Can I borrow a couple of bucks?
Where was your last date?

  1. Art museum
  2. Dance club
  3. Coffee house
  4. Car dealership
What was the last gift you received from a guy?

  1. A book of poetry
  2. Intimate apparel
  3. A gag gift
  4. His and Hers matching jewelry
How often does your guy call you?

  1. 1-2 times a week
  2. Every night before bedtime
  3. Never, you always call him
  4. 1-2 times a day
What pet name does your guy call you?

  1. Genius
  2. Gorgeous
  3. Sport
  4. Moneybags
What color does your guy call his favorite?

  1. Purple
  2. Blue
  3. Yellow or Orange
  4. Green

The Results

If you answered mostly 1's:
Face it. He loves your mind. He buys you books. He lets you do his homework. You know all the perfect places to study for that next test. He only calls you when he can’t pronounce the words. If on the off chance he has a great mind, then you occasionally discuss current events. But otherwise, he’s taking advantage of your ability to get him through next semester.

If you answered mostly 2's:
Congratulations, he loves your body. He has no idea what your last name is but he knows every curve, every wiggle, and every jiggle. He doesn’t even care that your shoulders hold up your perfectly good head. He loves to watch you move and even imagines your body doing anything from running down the beach to sleeping during the Super Bowl.

If you answered mostly 3's:
Wow! He loves your personality. Perhaps, he thinks you are kind and generous. Maybe he loves it that you speak your mind. It could be that he enjoys your silly stories about your past. He doesn’t think you’re the brightest bulb on the tree. And he doesn’t expect you to ever be prettier than you are today. He just likes it that you can make him laugh.

If you answered mostly 4's:
Brace yourself, honey…He loves your money. You could have 11 fingers. You could be three feet tall and three feet around. He doesn’t see any of that. You could be brilliant, talented, or Miss America beautiful. None of that matters to this guy. He loves your paycheck, your trust fund, your stock portfolio. If you don’t believe me, ask him how he feels about pre-nuptial agreements.

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